strangereality154
04.21.07 (1:12 am) [edit]
Early for work, I traipsed up to the staff restaurant and sat at a table with a cardboard cup of tea for a few minutes. Then I got up, walked back to the counter, and bought a bar of chocolate. I ate the chocolate and drank the tea, then headed off to the office. When I got there I said hello to the previous shift, who were now released from duty by my arrival. Also present in the office were several ladies attached to another department. My colleague started to pack her stuff away. I had chocolate on my hands. I'm a messy eater.
"Half a minute," I said to her. "I just want to quickly wash my hands."
"Hah," she said. "What have you been up to?"
"I've been masturbating, of course," I said loudly.
Nobody laughed. Even my colleague just stared at me in a kind of trance of shock. The other ladies in the office looked at each other and exchanged meaningful nods, as if I was only digging deeper into an already-deep hole. They didn't laugh either. People in the real world never laugh at things like that.
"Half a minute," I said to her. "I just want to quickly wash my hands."
"Hah," she said. "What have you been up to?"
"I've been masturbating, of course," I said loudly.
Nobody laughed. Even my colleague just stared at me in a kind of trance of shock. The other ladies in the office looked at each other and exchanged meaningful nods, as if I was only digging deeper into an already-deep hole. They didn't laugh either. People in the real world never laugh at things like that.